我老細請咗我就好似養咗隻熊貓咁，有事無事有咩親戚朋友嚟，就叫我出去表演講中文娛賓，今次仲變本加厲，要我揸咪唱埋生日歌添！真係想唱「調你露毛湊系，調你露毛秋系，調你撈毛湊系，挑你撈無秋系！」。
不過咁，做熊貓當然唔係無好處嘅。當其他人瞓廳嘅時候，我已經瞓房（係呀，呢度包食住㗎），其他人瞓房時，我就有獨立浴廁海景套房，唔使同人些牙。搬搬抬抬又唔會預我。當大家都唔願起身齊齊遲到時，老細就楝係樓梯口逐個捉，但係見到我就淨係講早晨。其他人係廚房食個包都會俾老細話，我食牛扒食海鮮食雪糕，老細見到就只係忍唔住食埋一份。都算係等價交換嘅。
Being the only Chinese in the restaurant is like being a panda here. My boss seems so proud to have a Chinese to show off. Whenever possible, he will introduce me to his family and friends or any special guests and ask me to say some Chinese words or, in the worst case, to sing a birthday song in Chinese to entertain them. Well, to trade it off, I’ve got my own private ensuite while others have to share rooms and toilets and he never says a word when he sees me eating anything in the kitchen while others have to hide from him for just eating bread.
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